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How Sarcasm Is Made. Step One. Ask Me A Question.

Sawdust is Man Glitter

You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My Dog

Almost Every Hand You've Ever Shaken Has Had A D*ck In It

If You're Offended I'll Help You Pack

Shhh… No One Cares

Not Saying Kill Stupid People Remove The Warning Labels The Problem Work Itself Out

Senior Citizen Texting Codes

An Apple A Day Will Keep Anyone Away If Thrown Hard Enough

I Tried It At Home

FA (LA)8

Duct Tape. It Can't Fix Stupid, But It Can Muffle The Sound

Stop You're Under A Rest

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me We All Know It's Never

Today I Am Going To Give It My Some

You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My Cat

Immortal (So Far)

Aren't We Taking The Idea That Anyone Can Be President A Little To Far?

If You Met My Family, You Would Understand

Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility

I Did Not Mean To Offend You, That Was Just A Bonus

Drinking Rum Before Noon Makes You A Pirate, Not An Alcoholic

You Know What I Like About People? Their Dogs.

If You Love Someone Let Them Sleep

No You're right, Lets Do It The Dumbest Way Possible Because It's Easier For You

I'm Sorry If I Offended You WIth My Common Sense

I'm Not Lazy, I Just Enjoy Doing Nothing

Fart When People Hug You It Makes Them Feel Strong

I Found The "I" In Team

I Wear This Shirt Periodically

Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy Sometime I Let Her Sleep

You People Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything

Technically The Glass Is Completely Full

There Are 10 Kinds Of People Those Who Understand Binary And Those Who Don't