All T-Shirts

A Government Big Enough To Give You Everything You Want Is Big Enough To Take Away

And Then Satan Said, Put The Alphabet In Math

It's Ok If You Disagree With Me. I Can't Force You To Be Right

I Direct Midget Porn

When You're Dead Difficult For Others Same Way When You're Stupid

3 Kinds Of People. Good At Math, And Those Who Aren't

To Anyone I Have Not Offended

Do Not Read the Next Sentence. You Little Rebel. I Like You.

Always Give Hundred Percent Unless You're Donating Blood

I Like How When You Read This The Little Voice In Your Head Takes Pauses

If Guns Kill People I Guess Pencils Misspell Words, Cars Drive Drunk & Spoons

Get Real Be Rational

My Opinion Offended You Hear What I Keep To Myself

My Dream Job Would Be Driving the Karma Bus

I'm Not Clumsy It's Just The Floor Hates Me, The Tables And Chairs Are Bullies

My People Skills Are Fine. It's My Tolerance To Idiots That Needs Work

I Hate Being Bipolar It's Awesome

My Mom Didn't Raise A Dummy, And If She Did It Was My Brother

NoBody Needs An AR15? Nobody Needs A Whiny Little Bitch Either, Yet Here You Are

Morningwood Lumber

Can't Hear You I'M Gaming

See Me Smiling Because Thinking Something Bad If You See Laughing I Already Have

Ho Lee Chit

Tring To Make Protein Shakes but They Keep Coming Out As Margaritas

Trying To Be Less Of An A**hole Than I Was Yesterday... Baby Steps. F*ck You.

Dear Santa They Did It

Once Upon A time I Didn't Care Still Don't The End

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos

Sorry I'M Late. I Didn'T Want To Come.

This Is My Otter Shirt

Nothing Is Really Lost Until Your Wife Can't Find It

My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day So I Went Home

Of Course I Live In The Past Have You Seen The Present Lately

Bacon Elements

3 Out Of 4 Voices In My Head Want To Sleep The Other Wants To Know If Penguins Have Knees