All T-Shirts

When This Virus Is Over I Still Want Some People To Stay Away From Me

I See No Go Reason To Act My Age

I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid

Just Pretend I'm Not Here That's What I'm Doing

I Am Currently Unsupervised - I Know, It Freaks Me Out Too. But The Possibilities Are Endless!

I'm Mom's Favorite

I Hate It When The Voices Go Silent

I'm Going To Go Stand Outside, So If Anyone Asks, I'm Outstanding

I Told My Wife To Embrace Her Mistakes She Hugged Me

People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis... They're The Real Heroes.

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference

I Got Your Back!

Remember When I Asked For Your Opinion? Yeah...Me Neither

Common Sense Is So Rare These Days, It Should Be Classified As A Super Power

It's OK I'm on 500mgs. of Fukitol

Don't Grow Up, It's A Trap!

This Is Not A Drill

The Fact That There's A Highway To Hell and Only A Stairway To Heaven Says A Lot

Every Day, Thousands Of Innocent Plants Are Killed By Vegetarians

I'd Love To Explain It To You But I Don't Have Any Crayons

If You Say Gullible Slowly, It Sounds Like Oranges

Well That's Not A Good Sign

If I'm Ever On Life Support Unplug Me Then Plug Me Back In See If That Works

6 Out Of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don't Ask A Stupid Question

Have You Ever Listened To Someone For A While And Wondered

Never Forget

I Paused My Game To Be Here

I May Be Old, But I Got To See All The Cool Bands

I'm Fine

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Fuck it

My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting.

You Read My Shirt...That's Enough Social Interaction

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