All T-Shirts

Your Idea Of Me Is Not My Resposibility To Live Up To

Some People Just Need A Sympathetic Pat...On The Head...With A Hammer

If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It's Because Of Their Haircut

Baseball Is Wrong, Man With Four Balls Cannot Walk

You Think I'm Condescending Do You Even Know What That

Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal, But It Gets Boring So I Go Back Being Me

Am I A Good Person? No. But Do I Try To Make Myself Better Every Day? Also, No.

Ammo Is Expensive. Do Not Expect A Warning Shot

I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar

I'm Finally Old Enough To Do Anything I Want*Too Tired To Actually Do It

Irony Opposite Of Wrinkly

Four Twenty Clock

7 Days Without A Pun Makes One Weak

You Can't Say Anything Nice About Anyone, Sit Next To Me We'll Make Fun together

I Don't Give A Rats Ass

Just because i'm awake doesn't mean i'm ready to do things

I Love Sleeping It's Like Being Dead Without The Commitment

It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses A Nut

Elemeno

Common Sense is Like Deodorant

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

Find X

Dogs Make Me Happy. You, Not So Much

I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper

Sometimes I Drink Water Just To Suprise My Liver

I Like Cooking My Family And My Pets. Use Commas. Don't Be A Psycho

I Thought Growing Older Would Take Longer

Here I Am, Now What Are Your Other 2 Wishes

You Don't Do Stupid Things While Young You'll Have Nothing To Smile About When Old

Zombies Eat Brains You're Safe

I'm Trying To Give Up Sexual Innuendos, But It's Hard...So Hard

World's Tallest Elf

Save The Chubby Unicorn

I Bet Aliens Ride Past Earth And Lock Their Doors

Social Distancing Champion